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Home cinema
you are the future
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All the blogs I follow appear to know eachother on a first name basis, I feel like an awkward 223rd wheel or something.
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sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
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The amount of ‘i dont’s on this poetry project/essay is stupendous.
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
This ended completely different from what I expected
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I think Kmart just saved their company with one commercial.
THIS IS GOLD.
omg
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so this just happened
TEAM ROCKET LOGS IN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT.
SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO SKYPE
MEOWTH I CAN’T TYPE
I’m dying
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How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
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No child is born homophobic
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I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
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